Thursday, April 26, 2012

Day of may causes

You know the sheets of paper you get when you get a prescription filled? Probably that stuff you never read. Especially if you don't get scripts that often or you always get the same thing. Well, you should. you should read every letter. You should ask questions & you should get to know your pharmacist. Just like an old time small town drug store. Know whos giving you drugs. And more importantly KNOW what you're taking. What it may interact with. Especially if you get multiple scripts from different dr's. They may not know the consequences of the cocktail they just prescribed.

Also, have you noticed over the past few years how many class action suits are against drug companies for side effects that kill? You gotta look out for yourself.

And that brings me to the point. And the title of this entry. These are just a few of the things on those sheets of paper I have from my meds. Just stuff I can remember off the top of my head. SO,,,,,,,,,

Pay attention. Follow instructions. And,,,,,

TAKE WITH FOOD!
This May cause,
drowsiness,
sleeplessness,          "make up your mind dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us."
stomach upset,
nausea,
vomiting,
ulcers,
 internal bleeding.             And I would know that was happening how exactly?
 Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
 This may cause,
dizziness,
 fainting,
 blurred vision,
mild hallucinations.             Where do I sign up for these?
diarrhea,
constipation,
black or bloody stools       These 3 are meant to confuse the shit out of you. Literally
shortness of breath,
dry mouth,
loss of appetite,
rapid or irregular heartbeat,    In difference to what I have now or......? What?
low blood pressure,                See above statement
red,blistered or peeling skin.
 ringing of the ears,
hearing loss,
memory loss,
vision loss
muscle cramps,
unusual tiredness or weakness
prolonged and painful erection even when not having sex,   WTF? Really? I'm not taking freakin viagara.
severe mental or mood changes
confusion     Are the following all meant while reading this info or while taking the actual drug?
agitation
aggressiveness
impulsiveness
irritability
hostility
exaggerated feeling of well being,       Bring that shit on.
rash,
hives,
itching,
swelling of face, mouth, lips or tongue
seizures.
Death.


Now, don't take this medicine with that medicine or in conjunction with any of these families of medicines.
Take medicines at the same time everyday. Don't skip a dose but if you do dont double dose just wait for the next dose to get back on track.
Contact Dr immediately if you experience any of these side effects or allergic reactions.
Except maybe the death thing. You're kinda fucked there.

OK I cheated a little. I used my memory & the 3 new drugs I got for reference. Over the past month I have been on, switched from or to over a dozen different meds.

And I gotta remember all this shit to look for. memory loss or not. agitation or not. Tiredness but sleepless or not.

You gotta pay attention.



1 comment:

  1. LOL- you're so right- sometimes the side effects are worse than the damn diagnoses! can't win for losing!

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